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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry:

Starlets opt for no underwear trend

Seriously? Yep.

But the apparent desire by some of Hollywood's hottest young female stars to be photographed getting in and out of limousines in short skirts while wearing absolutely no undergarments is arguably one of Tinseltown's most disturbing new crazes.

You don't say.

"Of course they're doing it on purpose," says Toronto-based podcaster Stephen Knifton of Popstream Productions. "I think Paris Hilton was the first person to supposedly do it accidentally, but when you're a celebrity well-known just for being famous and you have no other discernible talent, then you're going to use whatever you have to stay famous. There is no such thing as bad publicity."

"And plunging necklines just didn't cut it anymore, so they had to take things to the next level - literally."

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Gynecologist Jackie Thomas cautions against fans following in the footsteps of their Hollywood idols. In terms of vaginal infections, no underwear at all can often be better than constricting synthetic panties, she says, but there are other considerations to take into account.

"It's unhygienic not so much for the woman who's not wearing underwear, but to the people around her," says Thomas, who practises in Toronto. "Let's face it - like every other woman, they've got a certain amount of discharge and they are hanging around with other people."

Isn't that a pleasant thought? "Dude, I accidently got Lindsay Lohan's vaginal discharge on my hand! Whoa!"

Gross.

Listen, I'm not a prude who thinks we should be ashamed of our bodies or anything, but at the same time displaying your genitial for attention is a sign of sickness. Get help. Soon.