Last night in class I hurt my right butt cheek, strained it a bit. Don't worry, it feels fine today.
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Today is the 6th month, 6th day, of the 6th year of the millennium. Of course, nutjobs the world over think this means something in regards to the end of the world or rapture. Of course, to think this you would have to ignore the fact that everything continued on as normal after June 6 in 1906, 1806, 1706, ... all the way down to year 6. In fact, if anything satanic was going to happen, I would have put my money on June 6th of year 6.
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A co-worker sold me his electric weed whacker last week. I did have a battery powered one but I found I could barely do the back yard or front yard before the battery gave out and needed a recharge. It was ok for about 10 minutes and then it would become too slow to effectively get all the weeds. Very annoying.
So when I heard that G wanted to upgrade his cord-powered whacker to a gas powered one, synergy was born and ten dollars later I was upgraded. Let me tell you, I couldn't believe how much more power was in that sucker. I just about took my ankles out I was so surprised. There was weed guts and grass bits flying everywhere as I attacked the weeds like never before. Vengeance was mine you fast growing green vermin! MUHAHAHAHAHA! There was green moist bits of flora galore in my hair and on my clothes by the time I was done both the front and back yard.
I haven't had that much fun doing yard work since the first summer.
Anyone looking for a battery powered weed whacker?
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Anyone who foolishly picked Edmonton to win the series is looking foolish now. Not only did they lose the first game, their goalie got injured and is out for the rest of the series. Let's see how Edmonton does on their backup goalie (hint: I think they will fare as good as Ottawa did).
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