Jesus Emailed Me

I looked in my Junk Suspects email folder this morning and see my spam filter made a huge error. I had an email from Jesus!

Subject: yo

It has been months since we've talked. Just wanted to see how things are.

How is ur family. Hope everything is going well with you. As for me, I've really changed a lot about myself, especially with my weight.
http://NotaRealAddress helped me with that. It has really been a saver and everything w/my life has been different. he insight was of had various reinforced provoking

Talk to ya
Jesus

*Snort* Jesus said "yo".