13 Trivial Questions I Would Like The Answers To.
1. As Sheryl Crow asks, why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
2. In a fight, if Darth Vadar's opponent hit some of the buttons on the control panel on his chest, would he have to stop to readjust them?
3. Does anyone else Think that January and August should give up a day each to make February longer?
4. Is there anyone over the age of 6 that actually thinks a rodent can predict the coming of an early or late Spring?
5. Who actually votes for the Communist-Marxist party in federal elections anyway?
6. Who in their right mind runs for them?
7. Where are my flying cars we were promised by now in the '50s?
8. Is it just me, or was the holodeck a stupid idea on Star Trek TNG? It ruined so much of the series, and tried to take over the ship at least a half dozen times. You think they would have dismantled it.
9. What happened to Banana Pudding? Why can't I find it anywhere anymore?
10. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
11. Why is Orange not a more popular favourite colour? What's with all the red and blue freaks out there? One is the colour of blood, the other of depression. Orange is so much better.
12. Why do gun collectors often turn out to be bullet collectors too?
13. Where and when does the lobotomies get performed on politicians? Just before or just after they are elected? Or is it a pre-condition to running for office in the first place?
2 comments:
I make banana pudding... but only when my mom visits, LOL! great list, I'm all about #3, messes up paying bills. Mine are up
great idea for a list, babe!
I laughed out loud at #2...now I keep seeing it in my head! Vader trying to use the force to keep (whoever) away while he fixes his controls...hehehe
I personally liked the holodeck :p
favorite colors? Red isn't only the color of blood (which is life, btw)...it's also the color of fire and passion...didn't you hear that at the Sens game? As for Blue...it's an awesome color!
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