Here's the short news story: Charges in Penis Case
OK, follow this with me.
1) Man wants to end relationship and they argue.
2) They decide have sex.
3) Man allows himself to be tied up.
4) Woman gets knife. Hijinx ensue.
How, just HOW, do you go from 1 to 4 by going through 2 and 3? I just don't get it. Story has happy (sort of) ending though:
Water utility workers retrieved the penis, and police said surgery to reattach it was successful.
I hope they looked for the guy's brain while they were down there.
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