if you were a fly on our wall last night...

Last night while watching tv, I was fastforwarding through the commercials when after a quick soundbyte of one...

Bill: "Did she just say 'have you ever looked at a woman'?"
Me: "huh?"
Bill: "Well, maybe a few."
Me: "A few? More like a few thousand!"
Bill: (laughs)
Me: "No...a few hundred thousand!!"
Bill: "Hey...I'm a man, not a pervert."
Me: "Aren't they the same thing?!"

Burn!!!!