Monday, May 30, 2005

Ivory Towers Suck

I hate Ivory Tower co-workers. They are the type that take a very narrow view on their responsibilities and play the "I know nothing!" card about everything else.


One guy here is very passive aggressive about that stuff and won't even look at anything that is not directly his code. Basically sends emails saying "make this happen" and doesn't give any details. When things don't work as he expected he gets all huffy and excited thinking that his problem needs addressing right away. Moron.


Another guy is just plain passive and won't do anything explicitly assigned to him. And then he does the absolute minimum required (if that!).


Very frustrating. Ok, rant over.

Weekend Sun and Rain

We had the kids up for the weekend while their mother was going down to Oakville for a wedding. Being the end of the month we were short on money so for entertainment we made a day trip to Hogs Back Falls in Ottawa and a hike down the path by the Rideau River. Then we headed across the road to Mooney's Bay where we had a picnic and the kids played on the playground. Rain clouds were rolling in by 4 so we packed it up and drove home in driving rain. All in all a great day.


Sunday was quieter, staying close to Carleton Place since we had to drive out to Cloyne in the evening to take the kids back. Some board games and playing in the backyard kept everyone suitably entertained.


Ah, the glories of living the dream in rural suburbia!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Blogging Has Been Light...

... mainly due to outrage fatigue. I mean, our politics in this country have become a three ring circus rather than a government. All the things that really matter have been shoved aside while the Liberals go throwing money around the country to buy votes and support.


You can only be outraged for so long before you get tired and apathetic. Hence, my current situation.


In addition, the good weather has me playing tennis, volleyball, and just plain getting out more so free time is taken up by enjoyable activities. Blogging takes some effort for me and therefore tends to get the short end of the stick.


Nevertheless, I'm not giving up on this enterprise but rather just taking a break from the daily posting I was trying to maintain.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Enron Scam

A new twist on the old favourite.



 Dear Friend,

Good day to you. I may have to trouble your sense of personal achievement and reward for an opportunity properly taken advantage of.

I am Mr. Michael Ramsey, a representative and an attorney to Kenneth Lay, the former chairman & CEO, Enron Corp. Industry: Energy & Natural Resources Home, is presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption  and embezzlement of  funds while in Power.He deposited Twenty one million U.S Dollars ($21,000,000.00) with me when he was in power as the chairman.

I am contacting you because I want you to deal with the Finance house and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the Funds belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly,  shared in these percentages, 60% to me and 40% to you. When I receive your positive response I will let you Know where the Finance houses his and the document's to lay claims to the funds, which is very important. What I need is for you to indicate your interest that you will assist us by receiving the money on my behalf in Europe.For this, you shall be considered to be the beneficiary to the funds.

The project in brief,is that the funds with which we intend to carry out our proposed investments in your country, is presently in the custody of a bank in Europe. I do not want the government of my Country to know about the money because they will believe I got the money from the sales of Enron stock  when he was the Chairman of Enron & C.E.O.Once I have your details in full,the finance house will contact you for Release of the funds to your account As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is successfully transferred into your account, I intend to use my own share in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too you shall also be the overseas manager of all our properties and you will be paid based on a certain percentage agreed on by both parties.

I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me urgently by E-mail:m_ramsey1200@ny.com

I am presently in LONDON.  Please, provide me the following:

1. Your Full Name
2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number
3. Your Contact Address

Best Regards,
Michael Ramsey.


Will it never end? Sigh. It would have been much more believable if he offered 1% rather than 40% of $21 million dollars. Its sad that the quality of the scamming has gone downhill so much for this venerable "help me and you get money too!" oldie.

I'm Baaaacck!

I survived my trip to Southern Ontario. Here is the full report starting with Thursday evening.


Thursday


Kim and I went to see Star Wars Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith. Definitely much better than the last two and I'm looking forward to seeing it on DVD to catch some of the things I missed because it was a very fast paced and enjoyable movie. Yes, the dialogue was weak at times and there was the momentary flashes of tongue in cheek that drives me batty, but no where near as bad as Episode I or II.


<WARNING MINOR SPOILER ALERT> Some reviewers have complained about Anakin's turn to the dark side, saying they found it hard to believe. I think people are missing the larger picture. Palpatine and Anakin have been friends for a long time before this movie takes place, and Anakin looks up to him as a mentor. Additionally, his visions have proven true in the past so it is not a possibility of Padme dying he is confronted with but rather a certain fate. The opportunity to save his love based on the guidance of someone he trusts, combined with the actions that could be misconstrued by the Jedi council and Anakin's own desire to be powerful lead easily to him going down the route he chose.


I give it 4 out of 5 stars for entertainment value.


Friday


We pack up and leave Friday morning, getting through the traffic hell of Toronto in mid afternoon. We arrive in Niagara Falls in early evening and get our hotel room with no problem. We skip on over to the Skylon Tower and take in the view.


Saturday


We slept in and headed over to Marine Land for the day after a quick Denny's brunch. It was expensive to get into Marine Land and cost even more money inside for the chance to feed the orcas. That pissed us off. But it was a nice tie and the animals were amazing. The show we saw in the afternoon with the dolphins and seals and walruses was amusing but seemed awfully short.


Kim was zapped after the day in the sun so after dinner at the Outback Steakhouse we settled in for the night.


Sunday


Managing to get up earlier we went on down to the shore and took in the Maid of the Mist boat tour of the falls. Well worth it. The immensity of the falls cannot be appreciated until you are in the middle of the horseshoe. After that we met up with Kim's cousin and his wife and 11 month old child and took in a tour of the Clifton Hill tourist district. Quite amusing area even if everything is ridiculously priced.


After they had left Kim and I went for a walk down by the falls and then up to the Keg for a nice steak dinner (she had the steak, I had chicken and ribs). Fireworks at 10pm and then back to bed.


Monday


We check out and hit the road. Going through Toronto before lunch was easy this time, and we got home an hour faster than the trip down. Another anniversary trip on the books.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Going Away, Be Back Tuesday

I have an extra long weekend starting today after work. A trip to Niagara Falls for our 8th Anniversary.


Expect details and movie review of Revenge of the Sith when I get back.


 

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Political Cyncism Reaches New High

So Belinda crossed the floor to a cabinet position for the Liberals. Here are some thoughts on that matter.


1) She voted with her party once on the procedural motion of non-non confidence, and three times to close down the Commons because of the Liberal's refusal to accept the non-non confidence motion in the past week. And suddenly the Liberals are a-ok? WTF? Is she going to still vote against the budget Thursday or is the New and Improved Liberal Democratic Party budget acceptable to her?


2) How long was this in the works? Was Martin smiling to himself as he said "Next Thursday, next Thursday we'll have a real non-confidence vote."


3) I would have more respect for her if she had crossed the floor to be a backbencher, not a flipping Cabinet Minister.


4) I guess long-time Liberals aren't qualified enough to be Cabinet Ministers anymore.


5) If she had such issues with the Conservatives, why did she wait until now to cross the floor? Seems suspect.


6) That sound you heard? That was the sound of a million voters tuning out of the political process because it has become obvious to them there is no real difference between Liberal and Conservative, they are all just politicians.


7) I envy my wife right now and her disinterested view of politics. It must be nice to not be so disappointed at the ethical flimsiness of our politicians.


Egads.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Busy Week Ahead

I have what promises to be a very busy week as I get setup for a trip next weekend with my wife for our 8th Wedding Anniversary. We are leaving Friday morning and we are going to the movies Thursday evening so packing will have to be done beforehand on Wednesday. Combined with the chiropractor visit Tuesday and my night out tonight, I suspect I shall be run ragged.


I was 23 years old when I got married, Kim almost 23 as well, and a lot of my family thought we were too young. Eight wonderful years later I guess we proved them all wrong.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Conservative and Bloc Strategy?

I asked myself why the Conservatives and Bloc Quebecois are so eager to bring down the government. Although outrage over the Adscam scandal is sufficient for Joe Blow on the street, politicians almost always have ulterior motives. Here's my best guess.


The Conservatives want an election now even though it means they will only get a minority (and even that's iffy) because they have a good understanding of what will happen to the Liberal party should they be defeated.


Having gone from a majority government to minority to opposition benches in two years under Paul Martin's leadership, its safe to say that he will be done. The party will become leaderless and in the throes of a real leadership race and policy review while their election coffers are dry. Effectively I figure this means that they could not even think about another election for at least a year if not more. Consequently, the minority Conservative government would be able to act as if they were a majority during that time (barring any truly stupid moves) and push some of their less controversial agendas forward. If they can show the public that a year or two of Conservative leadership does not cause Canada to spontaneously implode, they will be in a better position to go for a majority next time.


For the Bloc, its a matter of political opportunism. While they cannot increase by much the number of seats they have in Parliament, it is to their advantage to exploit the public anger stirred up by Adscam while the news and revelations are still fresh in the mind of the electorate. An election this year will also allow them to maintain their high seat count for the duration of another minority government.


In addition, the Adscam fiasco has created the perfect set of condition for separatists and another federal election in which the BLoc wins big reinforces their momentum. When the province goes to the polls for a provincial election the Parti Quebecois will win big and immediately move on staging yet another referendum on sovereignty, and this time with the combined facts of Adscam and a minority Conservative government (which would be exploited by the separatists to give the impression to Quebecers that Ontario and Alberta now control Canada federally) it should prove sufficient to create that magical 50% + 1 vote in favour.


The separatists could probably do it without another federal election but it would squander some of the political capital of the Gomery Inquiry. Better to strike now while the iron is hot and the Liberals are seriously floundering.


If anyone tries to take this scenario and blame the Conservatives for wanting to break up the country, I say "Shame on you!" The Grits and their cronies with their illegal activities fed fresh wood to the fires of separatism, not the Tories. If Quebec leaves Canada, the blame lies solely with the Liberals.


Further to that picture, let me add this prediction: if Quebec leaves, Canada is doomed. A Canada without Quebec has even more concentration of population and money (hence power) in Ontario. This will further fans flames of alienation in the west, specifically Alberta. The only solution is a government model that purposely disenfranchises Ontario voters to some degree in respect to other provinces. And I hope that does not occur.


 

Thursday, May 12, 2005

I Love Reading Bow. James Bow.

I Love Reading Bow. James Bow because his style is very engaging and topics are very diverse. His recent post struck a chord in me and I felt the need to comment on it here.

Rescuing Christianity from the Apocalypse


[...]



It frightens me that there are people out there who don’t care about the possibility of global warming or, worse still, the likelihood that we will exhaust our oil supply in our lifetime, not because they believe that these things wo’’t happen, but that the Rapture will take them away first. There are people out there, some rich, some powerful, some even walking the halls of Congress, who see the evidence of Ear’h’s environmental unease as signs that the Apocalypse is imminent.


[...]


I've experienced this belief firsthand. The belief that we are supposed to use up all the earth, take all its resources for mankind and when they last tree falls the end times begins. I've heard the rumblings of this attitude behind the simple comments of my father in law. It scares the living crap out of me.


 

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Excitement Plus!

Did you hear about the non-non confidence vote that happened in the House of Commons yesterday?! Well let me tell you, it started when... zzzzzzzzzzz..


 


Wha? Oh Sorry, drifted off. As I was saying, the Conservatives started by... by.... zzzzzzzzzzzz....


Huh? Dang! I fell asleep again! It just that all this parliamentary brouhaha has amounted in a whole lot of nothing and it really amounts to "status quo". Hard to get excited over it.


On the other hand, did you watch the finale of the Amazing Race 7 last night? Romber so should have won! Stupid airport people in Puerto Rico letting the other team on the plane when they didn't deserve it and then Romber getting bad directions to the route marker. After running the race as well as they did they deserved better than that. Meh.


Other good news, the Laz-e-boy chair I bought for my ailing wife's back and neck has seemed to have some improvement. Her pain has been lessened from "excruciating" to "elf-knocking-on-my-head" levels (for American readers, that from Red Alert to Amber) and there is hope for more improvement. We'll see.


Well I guess that's all for now.. wait! An update from the Hill! Apparently the Liberals have issued a press statement say... saying.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Quebec Separation versus Western Alienation

About a year back before I starting blogging for real I wrote about how Western Alienation was a greater threat to Canada then Quebec Separation. This was before the election and subsequent refusal of the Conservative Party by the majority of Ontario voters yet again and since then Separation noises in Alberta have grown and become more strident.


The issue facing Quebec is quite different than the issues presented by Alberta. The province of Quebec feels isolated in the country because of its unique language and culture majority and wishes to protect that. A bare minimum of "Distinct Society" recognition for most would be sufficient but the core of nationalist feeling exists as well. In order to keep Quebec as part of Canada we have to acknowledge their right to protect their language and culture from an English-dominated continent and show how they benefit from being part of Canada. We've allowed them to succeed in the former (albeit to far at times in my humble opinion) but failed in the latter.


With Alberta however we are faced with a different problem. The "West wants in" syndrome, the feeling that major decisions are made in Ottawa by politicians from Ontario and Quebec. There is plenty of justification for this sentiment and I agree the blame lies with navel-gazing politicians from the "East" due to economic and population factors. This feeling that the West has been left out has lead to the creation of the new Conservative party dominated by a large western contingent that has spooked a significant number of Ontario voters with fears of federal government dismantlement and/or bible-thumping social conservatism.


Unlike Paul Martin, I'm not going to pretend I magically know the answer to Western Alienation but I will say two things. One is that Western Alienation is more a threat to Confederation than Quebec's Nationalist sentiment is and the second is that at some point Ontario voters are going to get sick and tired of the pulling from east and west and think about separation themselves.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Weekend Roundup

Man, what a whirlwind weekend. Sorry for not posting Friday, I was a bit burnt out from a busy week and couldn't formulate a post that would have made any sense.


Friday night Kim was actually feeling decent enough to do something with me and we decided to go to the movies. We went to see Kingdom of Heaven which was surprisingly good compared to what I expected it to be. Orlando Bloom played the annoyingly perfect hero as expected but the rest of the actor's were well portrayed. The scenery was very nice and action was suitably intense. And not too much gooey romance crap.


On Saturday we travelled to Seely's Bay for my Grandmother's 70th Birthday party. It was nice although a few of my relatives were more drunk than I can put up with. Kim and I did not stay too long as it wasn't my type of get-together. We travelled on to Kingston to stay overnight at Kim's sister's place.


On Sunday we went up the 401 to Brockville and visited Kim's parents. I then carried on to my parent's place to wish my mother a Happy Mother's Day. She was looking very good having lost a good chunk of weight from no longer eating sugar due to the onset of mild diabetes last year. We visited for a couple hours to catch up on news and summer plans and then I headed back to the inlaws to cook dinner. I apparently am the expert for barbecuing chicken in the family, a role I take great pride in. My own father would only let me near the BBQ if he was tied down on his deathbed.


After dinner (and some wicked Heavenly Hash ice cream dessert) we went north back to Carleton Place to end our circular tour of Eastern Ontario. Beautiful driving weather made it a pleasurable weekend if a little exhausting.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

"Shameful Saga"

Greg Weston of Canoe writes on a Shameful Saga:



Flashback to wartime, 1941. Stewart Braden is just a kid in soldier's clothing when he suddenly finds hell, landing in the middle of a perverse military campaign that would forever scar his life and ultimately become Canada's shame.


Day after day, Braden and 3,600 other young Canadian recruits were doused in warfare chemicals until their skin peeled, jammed into narrow dirt trenches saturated with mustard gas, forced to breathe toxic poisons until their lungs bled.


Incredibly, all this suffering and sacrifice was not spent fighting Nazi armies on the battlefields of Europe, now the graveyards where some of Canada's finest hours of military heroism are being celebrated this week.


Instead, Stewart Braden and his comrades were repeatedly gassed in the fields of Alberta and in the laboratories of Ottawa as thousands of human guinea pigs in a secret, government-run program of chemical warfare testing.


[...]


Finally, on the eve of last year's federal election and barely pre-empting the release of a damning report on the issue, Paul Martin's government announced it was finally "setting things right."


The government agreed to pay $24,000 in compensation to each victim or, since the majority of the vets were dead, to their spouses and other estate beneficiaries.


Velma Braden's beloved husband having died in 1992, she applied for the promised compensation. Then it happened: Velma was informed that she would require a copy of her husband's will before her claim could be processed. But like millions of Canadians, particularly of that generation, Stewart Braden had no will -- he simply left what little he had to his wife.


Too bad, the bureaucrats told her. Without a will, there was no way the government could be sure who should get the compensation money.


It didn't seem to matter that the couple had been married almost 50 years, and that no one was contesting Braden's estate.


Nor did it seem to register with any of the bright lights in the Veterans Affairs department that they were already paying Velma her husband's military death benefit.


The regulations said no will, no money. Too bad. So sad.


"It wasn't very nice after all he went through," Velma says with dramatic understatement. No one is quite sure how many other elderly widows have found themselves in the same mess, except there are more than a few.


[...]


An official in the office of Defence Minister Bill Graham said yesterday the issue has been mired in legalities.


"The minister was briefed a few weeks ago and what he directed was, well, let's figure this out."


[Emphasis mine] Sorry to quote most of the article, but I want to make a point: this is an unacceptable situation and I'm sure everyone looking at this example can see how the regulations are too strict and not flexible enough. That's what happens when you rush something out as a PR move instead of a thought out policy. They had fifty years to set things right and waited until it was seen as a good election move before doing anything. As usual with Paul Martin, it was done with great fanfare but with little substance.


Remember when we used to have a government instead of a PR firm interested solely in boosting itself?

Lost Continues to Excel

One of the most pleasant surprises this TV year has been the quality and watchability of ABC's Lost. Each time I go into an episode thinking that the best is past and it must start to fall downhill now and each time it surpasses my expectations and enthrals me.


Its mix of social interactions between the characters, the revealing flashbacks, the realistic responses to extra ordinary conditions, and a touch of super natural "what-the-hell?" thrown in for good measure.


The writing is very fresh and of high quality. If you haven't checked out Lost yet I highly recommend it.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

U.S. Continues its Slide into the Dark Ages

Evolution going on trial in Kansas



TOPEKA, Kan - Evolution is going on trial in Kansas.


Eighty years after a famed courtroom battle in Tennessee pitted religious beliefs about the origins of life against the theories of British scientist Charles Darwin, Kansas is holding its own hearings on what school children should be taught about how life on Earth began.


The Kansas Board of Education has scheduled six days of courtroom-style hearings to begin Thursday in the capitol Topeka. More than two dozen witnesses will give testimony and be subject to cross-examination, with the majority expected to argue against teaching evolution.


Many prominent U.S. scientific groups have denounced the debate as founded on fallacy and have promised to boycott the hearings, which opponents say are part of a larger nationwide effort by religious interests to gain control over government.


Once again the attack on Science in Science class rears its head.


I've got an idea! Let's insert religious ideas into all areas of school! We'll talk about how being gay might be a sin in health class! And how some people believe the Sun goes around the earth in Physics class! And how the moon landings are sincerely believed to have been staged in history class! Why stop at Genesis? We can talk about the WHOLE bible!!!!


Oh wait, they have Sunday school for that. Idiots.


(Hat Tip Pesky Apostrophe)

Monday, May 02, 2005

Rain and Burgers

Yes, rain is annoying. The warmer weather is here and you can't enjoy it because its raining outside. It bugs people and they moan and complain about the rain.


The fact of the matter is, without all the rain we get in the spring our farms could not grow the crops we need to eat in the summer. The rain fills the water table to the brim so we can make withdrawals from it all summer long. Without the rain in the spring we would be living in a brown and yellow dustbowl by August.


People understand this when you explain it to them yet they still whine later on. We're a very shortsighted species, more concerned with immediate gratification than proper planning and long term gain.


Speaking of such:



Hardee's has created a new hamburger sure to make carnivores come running.


The fast-food chain's Monster Thickburger features two one-third-pound Angus-beef patties, four bacon strips, three slices of cheese and mayonnaise served on a buttered sesame-seed bun, reports MSNBC.com.


[...]


[O]ne Monster Thickburger contains twice the recommended daily allowance of saturated fat and almost a day's worth of sodium, notes MSNBC.com.


Need I say more?